Sure, I still like Zeppelin after all . . . although almost every lyric on Led Zeppelin I is super cringy now that it’s perceived through my totally woke twenty-first century psyche.

If I cook by conduction on griddle like a grilled cheese sandwich (a common misnomer for a griddled cheese sandwich), should it be considered toast?

Ah, “The Big Sort”

I am not a fan of nativity movies, but it seems like the donkey’s point of view was far better told in the classic 1977 stop-motion “Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey”.

91.3 out of Akron

“Guy on left side of table” is giving him a run for his money. What is his name?

Wow, you must have worked for better corporations than I have.

Maybe it was the whole dying thing, but you’ve changed a lot since your first album.

The American show or the British original?

Did Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves or The Untouchables give an opinion?

My ire at Alpha-Bits is based on them no longer being coated in sugar! What is this!

What a great picture! It really humanizes them as an actual married couple that get’s tired of each other’s shit.

Does this prove that he used to watch SNL during the Dana Carvey era and copy jokes from Adam Sandler’s Operaman? Maybe he no longer cares what is prudent at this juncture?

Wow, the game sure has changed since the nineties. I used to be upset that I could only play a paladin if I was a human or half-elf, so I had to go with a ranger instead. Cool that it’s not so racist now and even a misbegotten bastard like you can have such a noble vocation.

For your daughters, if maybe not for you, “Kiki’s Delivery Service” is perhaps the most accessible, non-sterotypical anime.

And when Gusto doesn’t show up, he plays the roles by himself!

Did you at least make it past the bagpipes?

Right on! Support your local eateries while you still can. People don’t give this kind of shit to Jane and Michael Stern.

Sounds intense. Probably way better than the one by Russ Meyer.

Ugh. Based on that description I’d say: