I feel ya, man. I totally got tired of dragging that spring reverb mechanism everywhere.

Tortilla chips and baby clothes.

Poon?

I think it's an "Uncle Ben".

Wow, some things really never change.

Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

Late career Joseph Heller is a lot of fun. Ask Kurt Vonnegut. He likes the cut of his jib.

"Let’s dispel with this fiction that Orrin Hatch doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing."

Interesting! That may be the source of a different phrase I've long wondered about: "balls out".

And yet he still besmitrched the good name of barrels by associating them with movie in his own sentences. Hypocrite!

The Numenorians had a yearly thanksgiving ritual on the mountain led by the king. After Sauron corrupted them, it featured human sacrifice.

—Shannon Hoon

"the optics are fucking badass, the Post argues"

Courtesy of The Telecommunications Act of 1996.

Very suspicious indeed.

Note to all the single ladies:

Does anyone know why Borders closed? At the time, it was said Amazon, brick and mortar is dying, high rents, etc; but now Books-a-Million is in the same locations, with almost the same format, presumably paying the same rents. The book selection might be a little poorer and obviously CD's are gone, but I don't see…

I will jam out to "Music" and "Grassroots" with no shame whatsoever. My wife will put on the blue album to do laundry, so at least it is being used for a good cause.

How do you know what we wouldn't like? What is their name?

August of 1997 is when South Park debuted. My friends and I were mostly tripping our balls off and playing 007. We learned it is better to keep those three activities separate and not to try them simultaneously.