In Mallrats, Brodie asks Stan Lee, "Is the Thing’s dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?”

Cashing that policy is a quick ticket out of office when all the Trump true believers turn on them on 2018. They are craven, but not suicidal.

I would be more excited if Cyndi Lauper was in a musical remake of Working Girls by Lizzie Borden.

AYS? The most thorough sex ed course on the planet? You bet. I was expecting them to bring in male and female prostitutes in June for the final exam, just to make sure we learned it all thoroughly.

Bob Maitland and Associates:

As did S.E. Hinton

"They made me take off my shirt!"

Lucifer's Hammer is a great book and Dr. Dan Forrester's plan dropping the Ziplocked, mothballed books into the Tujunga sewer tanks is clever, but when I read he chose The Way Things Work, Volume 2 to barter with, I was like "What? The one with the woolly mammoths demonstrating simple machines?"

Do you mean those small round processed potatoes that the rest of us call "tater tots"?

Or Lady Aberlin's moving apostasy in Dogma.

I prefer Larry David to not even mention little girls.

Do the young dudes in Iowa chug corn syrup?

Do the English and French reenact Crecy or the Russians and Germans reenact Stalingrad?

Where I come from, the suburban moms rock out to the White Stripes.

Do they have money? We can clean up Faygo and dead animals if we are raking in enough money.

There were differences. It was still well done and faithful to the spirit and intent of the novel.

But you can help yourself to all you want of the cheap shit in his liquor cabinet?

LSD definitely has a greater potential for things to get scary.

Hmm, I would have thought that childhood would have made him a better writer. . .

What typeface (font) would you have used?