...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

What’s insane is that she must have called the paper with the story. How did she not realize that this made her look like a monster?

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

I actually don’t think I’ve ever related to a Jez article so hard before. I’ve been increasingly in the grip of baby fever for the last few years, and yet- climate change was always lurking in my head. Then on Nov 9,2016 I decided that going forward, before I had kids, I would need a little more certainty that there…

Waters is high on the list of “People I want to get super drunk with”.

Seriously? Baltimore just went on my list for that alone.

Met him twice and he is a prince.

Move to Baltimore! He’s a staple around town and I’ve yet to meet a person who’s had a bad encounter with him. He was very nice to my sister as she checked out his groceries.

As to what Waters wants for Christmas, he said he wants to start a sex club in which gay men and lesbians will have sex, thereby creating a new strain of heterosexuality.

Isn’t the star a HIV positive gay man? Pence has a special place in hell for his record fighting against HIV treatment and for conversion therapy.

Seriously. Its Broadway. Not only that he went to a political play about an Immigrant who was more than likely a little bit gay.

I yearn to be friends with John Waters more than anyone else I could name.

I hope Chuck Schumer is ready. He’s going to be the most powerful Democrat left in our government after the inauguration.

The writer of The Fifth Element has a new sci-fi movie coming out? Is there a specific protocol to throwing my money at him? Do I rubber band it? Or should it be loose?

Can’t stop crying or shitting. All day.

It would be a fitting end to this election if Eric Trump’s vote was invalidated because of a social media post.