Brad Pitt’s never done it for me.

Thanks for giving me a reason to post this beautiful man..

Whelp, butter is ruined forever for me. I hope you’re happy.

Please Gloria, keep it coming.

That hair would not make a suitable mop.

I wonder how many more women will come forward. FiveThirtyEight pointed out that saying the current ones are liars is a great way to encourage other harassed women to speak up.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but...I Can’t Believe He’s Not Butter!

He’s butter

Meanwhile Mike Huckabee is making even more of an ass out of himself than usual

He’s toast.

this reminds me that i need to complete my masterpiece, a spotify playlist solely consisting of songs that feature out of nowhere saxophone solos

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel