This is the russian metric, which means .086 was the amount of regular blood he had left...the rest was pure vodka

Well, she’s married to Johnny Manziel so I’m not banking on a high intelligence factor here

Back when I ran, my warmup walk was 1/3 mile which was done in about 5 minutes. But I’m about 5'11" and she looks about 5'5"

Sure, if she’d literally never trained at all and/or run a distance over a mile and/or didn’t have a race playlist.

Johnny Manziel is a lot like Rapunzel, except instead of letting his hair down it’s his coaches and teammates.

Geez, anytime I try to rub one out twice within 24 hours it just doesn’t feel good.

And John Cena as Gronk

At least it’s not What’s New Pussycat over and over and over

Gronk is probably the one who referred him to that establishment

I was leaning more towards Jim Irsay

she may get very sue-happy

...is going to crap a statue of itself

*Caliente pockets*

Count the number of darts they threw that missed, and still try to argue they can see the future...

I’m still wondering how that fucker Dan Schneider hasn’t been hung out to dry in public. Losing his job is not enough if even a tenth of the rumors are true.

Like any game there were bad calls and missed calls both ways. The Chefs got away with alot of holding calls that could have meant big yardage gains for the Patriots.

I used to love this show, but stopped watching it after the annual Fiona gets an unrealistically good opportunity yet royally fucks it followed by yet another series of whining about how unfair life is and how much she sacrificed for the family, meanwhile one of the other kids (or Fiona herself) gets caught doing somet…

I hated Super-8. The dead mother was so heavy handed it took away any emotional connection to it, and I checked out when the pickup truck derailed a military train head-on, with not only minimal damage to the truck but the driver survived.

The characters would be terribly 1-dimensional (worse that the Alba/Evans F4 movies), every 10 minutes would be another ham-fisted homage to previous filmmakers or blatantly referencing his previous works, the dialogue would be flat, and the origins would have taken place in the tie-in novel or prequel comics written…

Put all movie characters on a wall and blindly throw 2 darts.