I may have watched the equivalent of 1 episode because it was obvious the evil overlords wouldn’t give half a shit their employees are miserable.  

Studio Exec A: We’re trying to make movies people want to see, but either barely breaking even or only earning 100% back on and new original movies.

A lot of auto manufacturers are drastically cutting back on, or even stopped, producing sedan and coupes because nobody is buying them. It’s not some old boomer decision to stop it, they’re literally listening to the consumer and meeting their demands.

Some can’t unplug when driving a car

First flight out (6:15am) of Atlanta on Sunday the 22nd. It’s gonna suck either way because we have to leave South GA no later than 2am and even that might be a bit of a stretch to get where we need.

Only 1 time I traveled with my pistols (properly, per TSA instructions).  It was a breeze going through security checks. 

So, from the TSA point-of-view, you’re pants were possibly explosive and might’ve detonated from rubbing your legs together vigorously.

I can’t stand the people ahead of the line who refuse to wear anything but sneakers, because they stand there blocking the entire column of people untying and retying them...

Why do I stand? Because if I’m in the aisle seat it decompresses everyone else in that aisle including those not limited to myself.

At a Falcons game the beers are only $5. But it’s difficult to make those sales when the tickets themselves are $742 

And the refs helped them every chance they could. The falcons couldn’t help shooting themselves in the foot with penalties, but the refs were calling that game pretty one-sided.  Hell, the Colts O-Line was choking out Falcons’ D every other play, but the Falcons got called for holding on far far less.

Where do Kaepernick and Johnny Football fall on their list of options at QB?

So, almost anything Phase 2 or later.  Got it.

So, almost anything Phase 2 or later.  Got it.

Things like the American Gladiators reboot had to make every contestant a hero with a sob story or something to overcome.

Hulk Hogan: Alright brother! You’re going up against some of the toughest dogs around brother. What’s your strategy to win tonight, brother

The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience

In 5 years games will be twice as long because they have dedicated teams of replay officials on every single camera checking every piece of movement.

Wheats and whites are my jam! It’s just a shame that you have to dig through 100 different IPAs, Stouts, Porters and fruity beer to find 1 wheat ale.

Ryan Fitzmagic until you win just enough games to have a better record than the other teams tanking then he turns into Ryan Fitztragic.