XxPussyDestroyer420xX was already taken

It didn’t look like he got hit though.  Maybe when he leaned he twisted an ankle.  Though the damage to his ankle was nowhere near the damage to his pride.

While chewing bubblegum with his mouth open.

No way, TM is infinitely better looking than AP...and an infinitely better actress. But then again, it doesn’t make much to top wooden, monotone dialogue and an acting range consisting only of confused and resting bitch face.

He’s mentioned them in the past...I dont recall the exact story but this isn’t the first time he’s brought em up.

They’re popular in the South because it matches their husband’s brand new z71 with knotted tired and brush guard...where the dirtiest it’s gotten was when they went off-roading when they pulled into their friends unpaved driveway.

I live 8 minutes from work. Even with numerous trips to various parts of Florida, Savannah, Atlanta, and a few to Kentucky, my ‘06 Altima hasn’t quite rolled over 90k yet.

Because they don’t carry the stigma of a minivan, and based on my area, the people who drive them are 25-35 year old moms who are shitty drivers so if they’re gonna get into an accident at least they’ll be safe(r than the car they hit that they didn’t see because they were too busy talking on a cell phone to use a…

Yukans, Suburbans and Tahoes...or as I call em, South Georgia Mom-Mobiles. Every 5'4" mom with 1-2 kids drives one of those behemoth’s while talking on a cell phone, and every one of them is incapable of parking them straight. 

At first I was gonna applaud you for not putting The Incredible Hulk at the very bottom...until I realized you ignored it completely.

That’s like breaking up with your girlfriend of 4 years, not by talking to her about what’s not working and how you’re unhappy...but instead texting her a bunch of pictures of you banging her sister, her friends, and her worst enemy that, when lined up next to each other, all spell out I’m breaking up with you.

That’s like the affluenza kid...he’s lived a life of privilege for so long he’s never suffered the consequences of his actions...so he shouldn’t have to suffer the consequences of killed 4 people while driving drunk...

At least it’s not as smug as cam newton’s smile

By living vicariously through your kid, obviously.

Well, you could tell the toughest m.f.er in that group was...the guy who kicks someone who’s already on the ground in a tussle with a different parent. Hard Core AF

I’ve had to do that when I stripped the grip screw bushing on my 1911. very VERY carefully with a dremel. that tool is indispensable

Go back and watch some old clips from Singled Out, because that dude used to be a massive dick on that show. Don’t know if it was the result of a lot of his drinking he used to do though...

Going back and rewatching some older episodes of Singled Out, that guy was an absolute dick. Hard to believe that guy is the same guy who has hardcore nerdgasms.

Oh, scissor-me-timbers!

if i eat spicy food, it’s brown and red stripes.