Speaking as someone who has been getting burned by new box sets and definitive releases since 1995, I’m beginning to think maybe they don’t actually read this website.

I read this and was wondering what age these are for. We are the same age, because I was also 9 when I saw Star Wars at least a dozen times in a theater.

That Marvel/Fox burn was Savage.

Brilliant! 

Return of the Jedi aka Throw Mama From the Sand Skiff aka Use the Freud, Luke 101

I like this show and I’m glad we’re getting more. But I really hope this doesn’t turn out like Babylon 5 season five all over again.

There’s no way Daenerys and Jon make it to the end. One of them will almost certainly die in the final battle.

My theory is that there’s a Good Place, but the Bad Place people have been doing something to manipulate the system to get more people into the Bad Place.

Maximum Derek.

I’ve only just learned that the city is London, and that it is a “giant predator city on wheels”. Now I’m unsure whether to feel insulted or proud

Every time I watch Solo I realize that I want another one. And for some damn reason it doesn’t look like I’m going to get it.

Yeah, but Star Wars happened A Long Time Ago, so everyone’s dead now anyway.

I assume this means more K2S0!

which one of you fuckers asked for a Willy Wonka origin story

I was saying Blum-urns!

Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.

Jon Ronson has a pretty good book on the subject, The Psychopath Test.  I also liked The Sociopath Next Door by Martha Stout.

I’m fine with this. But I’m still holding out hope for a Ewan McGregor-starring Obi-Wan movie. He’s too good in the part, and he’s said that he wants to do it. It would be a shame to waste that opportunity.

Kevin Feige is gonna have this guy sent to the Grillotine.

Those will be available to watch in the “To Catch a Predator” edition.