I'd really like a 1930-40s set season following the early days (or even start) of the Gerhardt crime syndicate. Could have a Miller's Crossing vibe.

As good as it is to see the Tories blooded I can't escape the image of a violently aroused Boris Johnson finally spying his time, bouncing furiously against against the doors of Number 10 like a tumescent, fart-filled space hopper.

It's what I immediately thought of but couldn't be bothered to trawl the dusty recesses of early millennium internet to find, thank you.

Jesus, Who invited Captain Cuck? Seriously, who is this guy? Can someone rope him off so children can come point and gawk at him?

Shut up snarkers, this computer game looks great. Best cutscene cgi/acting I've seen since Wing Commander IV: The Price Of Freedom.

I was putting right what once went wrong and ended up here…oh boy…

'I used to cornhole womp rats in my T-16 back home.'

Paid? No. Performed? Yes. He loves them. Why do you think he drives a Hummer in a Prius shell?

Beat me to it. I'm totes emosh about this btw.

I'm not sure if my phone or my mind that autocorrected it to Dalston, I am now 100% for renaming the London district of Dalston to 'Timothy Dalston' though. It would make the area seem like less of a shit hole at least.

Yep, the phrase 'butt hurt' has become a really useful tool for the quick and effective profiling of 'king idiots.

Yes! Dalton, such an underrated Bond.

Hugh Jackman pauses, wistfully looks in to the distance as he fondly remembers skewering a cat through the head whilst filming X2.

Do they let you use the air ducts as a quicker and more convenient transit system around the house? Sounds fancy!

Illusion, Godot. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy.

Nah we reserve the name Nigel for middle aged investment bankers and faux 'man of the people' wanker politicians.

I wish Netflix would invest in recording some specials (or series) with UK comedians. America is currently producing far and away the best scripted comedy and the moment but at the risk of incurring the wrath of everyone I don't think American stand up is that great (Louis CK aside), I'd love to see some people like…

He does, and he will grab them all by 'Title VII of the
Civil Rights Act of 1964' because when you're a star you can do anything.

'Hello, my name is William H. Pryor Jr. I'm 53 years old and I like people, places and things (except for abortion and gay rights)'

Whilst Thomas M. Hardiman is undoubtedly talented with a baton he could lose out to Neil M. Gorsuch in the swimwear competition though. Hmmm this is going to be a tough one.