Beat me to it. I'm totes emosh about this btw.

I'm not sure if my phone or my mind that autocorrected it to Dalston, I am now 100% for renaming the London district of Dalston to 'Timothy Dalston' though. It would make the area seem like less of a shit hole at least.

Yep, the phrase 'butt hurt' has become a really useful tool for the quick and effective profiling of 'king idiots.

Yes! Dalton, such an underrated Bond.

Hugh Jackman pauses, wistfully looks in to the distance as he fondly remembers skewering a cat through the head whilst filming X2.

Do they let you use the air ducts as a quicker and more convenient transit system around the house? Sounds fancy!

Illusion, Godot. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy.

Nah we reserve the name Nigel for middle aged investment bankers and faux 'man of the people' wanker politicians.

I wish Netflix would invest in recording some specials (or series) with UK comedians. America is currently producing far and away the best scripted comedy and the moment but at the risk of incurring the wrath of everyone I don't think American stand up is that great (Louis CK aside), I'd love to see some people like…

He does, and he will grab them all by 'Title VII of the
Civil Rights Act of 1964' because when you're a star you can do anything.

'Hello, my name is William H. Pryor Jr. I'm 53 years old and I like people, places and things (except for abortion and gay rights)'

Whilst Thomas M. Hardiman is undoubtedly talented with a baton he could lose out to Neil M. Gorsuch in the swimwear competition though. Hmmm this is going to be a tough one.

At first they're going 'arrrgggh!' And they try to cover up their endoskeleton's but it's to late, we've seen everything, we've seen it all.

I remember reading something saying that they were worried he'd become too likeable and the audience was too sympathetic to him as they'd always intended him to be the villain so they basically made him super nuts and evil to combat that, which is a shame because they took it too far the other way in to large ham…

He actually had some level of charisma as well.

'Political correctness has gone on for too long, except when it covers a thing that I like/am obligated to pretend to care about in order to maintain the facade that I posses normal human emotions!'

Arrested Development was the prime satire of the Bush era which is one of the reasons (amongst many) why it didn't really work when it returned during the Obama administration.

THE GREATER GOOD

There was a great blog post written by Dara O'Kearney (a big presence Bowie's early online fandom) about his long email correspondence with someone he started to suspect was Bowie (and indeed turned out to be), it's a long but worthwhile read and was a very heartwarming and entertaining diversion during the post Bowie…

I'm not sure if that's by design or by accident though to honest.