A Suzuki Twin is fun. A Nissan Figaro is fun. A Honda E is fun.

If you walk into a Dodge dealership and willingly fork over $90k+ for a FUCKING DURANGO you should be legally required to have a large man follow you around for the rest of your life kicking you square in the ass every 30 seconds.

I feel like I should care more but I don’t at all. 

I don’t think anyone outside the Swiftie weirdos care that he was making jokes about her, it’s the fact that the man clearly cannot deliver a joke to save his life. 

Chill out, Hemingway, nobody is paying you by the word.

Too many car people got caught up in the “hurr durr is a BMW achtually” memes when this came out to take it seriously, which is unfortunate.

Just like the original, it’s not a race car and never was intended to be. That’s what doomed it from the start, because the way the automotive media functions these days, everything has to be the world’s greatest track car or forever be deemed a boring lump of shit.

Ohio makes sense where it is. You have a mixture of olds who are absolutely terrified to drive under normal conditions, insane people from Columbus and visitors from Michigan whose sole purpose in life it is to die a glorious death on the freeway, and country hicks who think that because their 347 year old Durango has…

It still amazes me what utter garbage people are willing to overlook with these because the car make big loud noise and go fast.

When was the last time you saw an ITR that had been modified with Pep Boys stuff. 2003? Maybe?

I feel like that video thumbnail just needs to be preserved in a museum or something as a little snapshot of how bleak the tuning world has become.

Cool these things are bloody everywhere.

Because it has sold zero. The “sold” trucks are pre-production examples.

Car and Driver’s list is casual as shit. 

It’s also peak GM. 

Honda of America getting ready to release the Prologue:

I generally brandish a gun, especially at middle-aged guys with goatees in Ram trucks. 

What’s hilarious is they really thought people would believe their nonsense for a second. It shows how little anything has actually changed at GM. 

Because. I. Would. Like. To. See. A. Site. I. Have. Frequented. For. Many. Years. Improve. The. Quality. Of. Their. Posts. Somewhat.