You sound like the biggest nerd omg. 

The way I heard it was that his grandfather and mother were indeed attempting to name their child “Mark” with “Wayne” as a middle name, but they just wrote “Markwayne” and didn’t see the line on which to write the middle name. 

Notorious alpha male: Markwayne.

But they have cute little funny ads with cute little funny people in them that say funny things and make me laugh OwO

It’s performative bullshit so the knuckle-draggers who vote for him will think he’s a badass or something. 

Fox News has been so massively successful in convincing 98% of Conservatives that even the most moderate Democrat is a Satanic Communist Nazi that nothing will ever get done in this country again. 

For me, it’s a 1969 Dodge Charger. 

If the Carfax checks out, this seems like a decent entry-level Cayman. However you feel about the wheels, you could always sell them and use the proceeds to fund a set of stocks or something different. The biggest concern is the red gauge faces and knowing that someone has opened up the cluster.

Today a cool rock come out my Benis.

The Prius has always been an excellent car, and even surprisingly capable on the right roads. It’s a perfectly serviceable car, and is really no better or worse to drive than any other comparable economy car.

Looks like someone used the European map of the US. 

Exactly. People are comparing this to the CR-Z like that’s a bad thing. No, the CR-Z wasn’t a rocketship and this isn’t likely to be, either, but the CR-Z was a solid, fun-to-drive commuter car that didn’t look like everything else on the road. Its biggest drawback was the disappointing mileage, but if the Prelude is…

My assumption is that it will be built on a Civic platform, which means it should handle really quite well, especially if you upgrade from the likely crappy tires it will come equipped with.

I would spend a decade in jail for a weekend with a 2000GT.

You mean you don’t love being bombarded with fluorescent light and hearing a “DJ” from the “Walmart Radio Network” yell at the top of his voice for two minutes before playing the worst pop country song ever written?

I’d have a deposit in on one in seconds and immediately start ordering Peugeot conversion stuff if they would do the right thing and bring it here. 

Yeah, I cannot honestly say the last time I’ve seen just an average nobody with a beat-to-shit 90's hatchback driving like a prick. It’s such an outdated trope. Like you said it’s pretty much entirely Focus ST owners and WRX people now. 

The BB6 Prelude is possibly the best Honda of the 90's, but what precious few are left (at least in the Midwest) are almost always driven by the dumbest knuckle-dragging hicks you will ever meet. 

“What I want to know is where the hell is GTA VI,” shouted the man on live TV, “I have been waiting eight years for GTA VI!“