What’s crucial for us is being iconic. We want to make a difference to the sea of sameness, all these faceless cars that have no identity.

I’m not talking in terms of what’s worse in the eyes of the law, I’m talking about what’s actually worse to the end consumer. Knowing that your car can be stolen in a matter of seconds and the manufacturer has done nothing to fix it is the bigger deal. 

Coming soon to the driveways of the ugliest houses of all time. 

I admittedly don’t go to a lot of plays, but whenever I’ve gone I’m consistently amazed at the way grown people act. Like they’ll just be talking full volume the entire time, be on their phones, etc. It’s like their development stopped at age 7. This behavior is not the least bit surprising. 

I don’t know anything about the law, especially as it pertains to immobilizers, but even if they’re not required, I would think most companies would just include them anyway to avoid exactly this situation. That, or they’d just have one single ignition system across their entire lineup and not some weird tightwad shit…

I really think this has been the single largest complete fuck up by a major automaker in recent history, even over Dieselgate. The fact that they cheaped out on security to begin with, hoped it would go away, issued a half-assed “fix”, and are continuing to ignore the fact that they did anything wrong in the first…

Yeah, exactly. Cops don’t give a fuck about actually protecting anyone. If they do accidentally protect people it’s because there was the possibility they might get to shoot somebody in the process of doing it. They exist solely to protect the property of the upper and upper middle class. 

What in the fucking hell is the thumbnail of that video. 

It’s really bad. Moreover I just can’t get on board with eyes on Cozy Coupes in the first place. The first gen was perfect in every way, from the halogen lights to the perfectly formed rear wheel arches to the basketweave Crown Vic-style wheels. Just a flawless design. This is what the Cozy Coupe will always be to me. 

That’s already built in. 

Pieces are flying off on the highway from a pre-production prototype of one of the most hyped new vehicle releases of the modern era. And they call that news.

I need to be able to revise the dong on an as-needed basis in case Elon ever responds to my DMs requesting nudes.

The bitch is tanking itself man, come on. 

*tch* Another Tesla hit piece from someone jealous of Elon’s success. It’s actually supposed to fly off when it senses a collision is imminent as a last line of defense against an oncoming vehicle. The Cybertruck is already on track to becoming the most significant invention of all time, second only to the life-size…

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He’ll never touch you, Terry, you’re dirt. 

FM4 was the high bar for the series, and I would argue it was even better than any Horizon game released since. Fantastic A+ car list, massive track list, Fujimi Kaido, better physics than any simcade to date, and in-depth customization. My faith in the entire simcade genre is almost gone, and if they whiff this one…

Corvette people still hold the crown for this, though. 

Something may be excellent as itself, and yet be ultimately worthless. A bowel movement, for example.

It’s a great game, but I was thrown by how linear it is, at least for a Bethesda game. You can’t go into it expecting to play it like Skyrim/Fallout and just walk for days across a map encountering fascinating things all the time. Obviously you can just randomly explore planets, but there’s been so much care and…