He just couldn’t figure out how to successfully cheat at it. 

I thank God this is not closer to me otherwise it would haunt my thoughts all day and night. It’s basically a perfect second car to just sort of keep around for when you need to do wagon things or when a family member/friend also needs to do wagon things. 

You’d get even better mileage if you didn’t drive a GD truck all over the damn place every day for no reason. 

I don’t care at all. 

It seems like SEMA drags that nonsense up from the muck every couple of years and every moron on the planet immediately takes the bait and won’t shut up about it for the next month. 

Idk how much someone with a career like his would charge for a short message, but he’s famous enough I would think he could pretty easily have a six-figure income just from doing Cameo messages for a couple afternoons a week. 

“We all stood around to watch the tape and laughed hysterically and then went home to beat our wives and jerk off to stepsister porn.”

It is kind of what they are saying, though. Body positivity does not mean ignoring the inherent health risks that come with being overweight, but about not allowing the world to beat you down because you don’t look aesthetically perfect. It also has nothing to do with Lizzo being a bitch. 

I wouldn’t trust anyone that doesn’t like the Protege 5. It sucks that Mazda forgot to rust proof their cars in the 2000s, though. Every example of these in the Midwest has disintegrated. 

It was a decent-looking car and still is. But sadly aesthetics were the only thing any Chrysler product of that era had going for them. 

Never forget what they took from us. 

Go figure that the Equinox and whatever generation Malibu is in the OP are the most common cars in Ohio. 

My most deeply-held belief is that the CD-generation Accord, and the JDM-spec coupe, more specifically, is one of the most beautiful cars to have come out of the 90's.

This looks like it would really impress the kind of Porsche people I want nothing to do with. 

A full-size hybrid SUV that starts in the mid-$50k range is honestly pretty cheap for this day and age. 

I’m less than an hour South of Toledo and it’s insane how many Jeeps there are here. I really think people do look at them as some sort of status symbol, which is the only reason why I can imagine there’s so many Patriots/Compasses/Liberties/Commanders running around that really should be crushed.

You could do that to an extent in Supercar Street Challenge. I rented it once and don’t remember anything else about it other than the create-a-car mode and the Saleen branding everywhere.

It was the least-disguised GM commercial I’ve ever seen. The chase scene in the middle of the movie especially kind of stopped the whole thing dead and functioned just as an EV Blazer ad.

I think the less this clown does the job he was elected to do, the better all of us will be.