WORD.

What!? *clutches pearls* What’s the other work she’s had done?

Blake Lively. She got a subtle nose job.

ETA: Oops. Wrong spot.

Is it me, or is sending a public tweet asking for a (presumably free) ticket when you’re already sorta famous really déclassé? She could easily had someone on her team do it, but privately, and still get the same result.

Miley is the Millennial Justin Timberlake.

Dakota Johnson (of this movie/article) is the daughter of Melanie “Working Girl” Griffith & Don “Miami Vice” Johnson (and granddaughter of Tippi “The Birds” Hedren[!]).

Supercakes!

Throw her some sympathy recognition, at least. She recently got re-replaced by Tyra and she will never not be seen as a xeroxed Xerox of the Goddess known as Rihanna (as Ora’s Met look proved). ;)

THIS. #Preach!

“…starring Rita Ora, Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan…”

I still can’t get over that the sensitive, thoughtful ‘manny’ with the endlesd supply of sweater vests/white sneakers that I crushed on during my gay-tadpole years turned out to be such an AWFUL person. Now that’s acting. :(

Heh. See, I think I like her precisely because she’s a little scary.

See, for me, I thought Rosamund looked too obviously like trouble. In reading ‘GG’, I always felt that Amy was probably pretty in a non-threatening way, which is why everyone fell for her ish.

<i>There is something about Witherspoon’s rehearsed smile that suggests she’s covering up a sort of... delightful nastiness. To me, Witherspoon seems like a generally positive, friendly woman whose meanness definitely exists, but is careful to never expose itself beyond the safety of a dinner table with close friends,…

What I find fascinating is how he looks completely different with a shaved head & facial hair. Almost like he’s a completely different ethnicity.

Eh. The dude who played the oldest son on “7th Heaven” (Barry Watson) is only 10 years older and is already on his third wife.

I realize saying I hate BL because she seems perfect(ly nice) is an extremely petty thing to feel...

I just want to take this moment to point point out there is a porn series called “Straight Guy for the Queer Eye.”

A-effin-men. I understand the desire to be despondent, but that’s what those fools want us to do. They’re hoping well simply freeze and expose our necks gazelle-style.