God and Jesus should’ve told him ahead of time to rethink this stupid plan. 

Wizard Magazine was your dedicated source of all things Spider-semen back then.

All this did was remind me of the ever classic playground joke we had as kids about how Superman’s super semen would obliterate Lois at the lightning speed he would ejaculate.

I can’t blame them. Google search results have been steadily deteriorating over the last 5 years.

I had no idea they were doing a live-action How to Train Your Dragon remake.

Um, he already voiced the droid 8D8 in The Book of Boba Fett.

A couple of decades ago, Black Adam was one of the faces of the “modern, mature DC”. Between bold like JSA and Checkmate and others, he was possibly the most recognizable face (at least among comic book fans of that specific time) of a subset of books that were ostensibly Authority/Ultimates Lite. There were…

For a variety of issues, Black Adam was garbage all around, Johnson included. Only Brosnan was decent in it. Often times, good films flop, but this was hardly the case.

Did I make a flop?  No, its the executives who are wrong.

I can’t imagine the type of person who’s walked into any Gamestop in the past decade and thought (likely while surrounded by the scattered remains of lootboxes and Hot Topic reject merchandise) “yes, this is the business whose success and 4D chess-like strategies will greatly change my fortunes!” Gamestop is a…

With Yackety Sax playing as it happens.

The FBI knows exactly how stupid the American public is. They’re agents come from the American public.

We should just call it “The Social Media Service formerly known as Twitter”, just to be especially petty.

We really don’t need to call it “X.” 

Well of course. Libraries are full of books. And books are full of information and ideas. Some of which can be quite subversive to the fundamentalist Christian flag humpers who are afraid that kids might grow up learning about things like slavery and Jim Crow and internment camps. They might learn that gay people are…

I read a short story once where Earth was essentially the “spring break” planet one year and hundreds of aliens landed and trashed our planet over the course of a week of hard partying.

I think it would have been great if every slide ended with the description “and it’s pretty inconsequential.”

The surest way I know this is all bullshit is that there is absolutely no fucking way in hell that Trump found out there’s aliens and didn’t immediately go tell Newsmax.

“Szazzlax, I’ve told you a thousand times, if you’re too old to play with your Pyramid models, get them out of the nebula. I don’t care where you toss them, just leave them on some empty rock somewhere so that other beings might enjoy them.”

There, right there, maybe we are not responsible for global warming, the UFO’s are. I knew it, nothing to do with deforestation, CO2 and all that libtard nonsense. Argh, damn I knew it!