The worst thing about Hearthstone is how I need good cards to win and other people have better cards than me. So unfair.

Why would I expose myself to near-strangers? They could very easily laugh at it and ruin my entire day. No, only trusted friends and neighbors and mailmen.

“Stop the Russia investigation or I will let Roy Moore kill this puppy.” —Donald Trump

“I have known Roy Moore my entire career and he is an upstanding family man who wants to see homosexuals put to death. It is unfortunate that he is now caught in this cycle of smears and allegations, delaying his important quest to bar blacks from attending school and owning land.”

It’s like using the bibble to defend slavery (this is real obv): the word of the bible is absolute and slavery is in the bible thus slavery is holy.

Everything seems to be pretty fucked rn. The conservative line of defense seems to be “16 is legal” and god dammit where is the meteor

Just think of what that power would feel like. What kind of god can meet admirers and then, without even a nod to basic human decency, rock their feeble little worlds. All normal expectations of human interaction have been shattered, all thanks to you. You maverick. You king amongst cattle. You’re more than a writer,…

lol I’d tell you to do the same but look how that turned out

Don’t you have other fascists to elect? “Vote for Burning Tree Stump! Burning Tree Stump is soooo progressive and won’t kill you!”

why does everyone think im referring to Donald Trump

God the GOP is so dumb. The correct way to raise money is to take ridiculous donations from celebrities for “down-ballot races” and then funnel it back into your campaign while smearing your opponent for not caring about down-ballot races.

“We must cherish and embrace our miners, treating them as equals who know exactly what they are doing.”

While campaigning, Moore made many references to how much he loved miners, praise now seen in a completely different light.

Kathleen was then confirmed, with Tim Kaine casting the tie-breaking vote. #Resist #HimForHer

The realization that a third of my relatives are trash

Ya its moderately heartless but like, I didnt give him cancer or vote to give him cancer. Thoughts and prayers tho

I dont even need 3G since I spend 90% of my existence in wifi range so I use Republic Wireless, paid $300 for a Moto X (2nd gen) a few years ago, pay $15 a month for cell and texts and couldnt be happier.

Huh I’d just expect them to say that Ed won and news saying otherwise is a vast child-trafficking conspiracy.

Uhhh I only use FB to get in touch with my weed guy; how arrested am I rn