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My parents have not-rich Trump-voting friends who like to tell them how great everything is going to be again, except the husband just got diagnosed with stage 3 cancer, so I get to let them know how awesome it is that the GOP tax plan gets rid of medical deductions, bringing Personal Responsibility back to

Can we talk about the obvious voter fraud in Virginia? Take a look at this:

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Uhhhh I dont think Hitler comparisons are the best idea right now

At least Texas women can feel safe from mass murders because so many men have guns

“If landscaping be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a gated community of free men, we must mow through all time or get tackled by our neighbors.” —Rand Paul

the two “had been known to have ‘heated discussions’ about health care.”

I don’t think Mango Mussolini understands that he has caused The Great White Schism of 2017 from which many white extended families will never recover.

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lol this is some seriously good shit

Doesnt this mean that the regular fire fighters now have an easier job fighting fires. I dont think fire is a limited resource that is being stolen from public fire fighters.

Ya and then some dick will come out with an e-gun which doesnt kill anyone but pisses off the entire office. No thanks, Ill take my chances.

In light of this tragedy, what can we do? It’s become obvious that using the law to restrict access to Rand Paul does nothing to stop violence against Rand Paul. Instead, we must confront the evil in men’s hearts and show them that beating up Rand Paul is not the answer.

Atheists need a classic phrase to scare white people with. What’s “There is no God” in Norwegian?

The Washington Post first reported on Tuesday that two women journalists accused Michael Oreskes, NPR’s senior vice president of news, of abruptly kissing them and sticking his tongue in their mouths while talking about work.

*Actual experts speak out about issue*

? Why could Real America want The Al-Qaeda Times there? If it wasn’t for the press and the soldier-killing NFL, we would be winning so bigly. It’s an insult to all of the white people there who have been discriminated against because of their race.

lol what kind of parenting did you receive to become such a dumbass

Im pretty sure if Chicago didnt have so much violent crime they wouldnt have less lead poisoning.