lol “I was just a Nazi cook! Fine people on both sides.”

And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything, unless the room is too bright. A well-lit room? My only weakness.

“Does he have face alopecia?”

Like I get why people can join the police/sheriff/state troopers and still be good people.

Who’s not for people living?

- Stop the McMansions!

Yeeeeeeee haww! Wrangle up some horse meat and kiss your own sister because we’re goin’ 100% AMURRRCAN. True Americans believe in torture camps and rape dungeons, but also, Jesus? A little confusing there guys.

What if he’s not gay and was driven mad by everyone calling him gay. What if this is all my fault

Ha ha ha nice try dude I can see the gay in your eyes.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets their dick bit off. No sex on boats.

2017 has convinced me I’m some sort of Jesus Einstein. I know rudimentary history, I can both read and write at acceptable levels, and, I know this is basically unheard of, but I have never sexually assaulted anyone. Please subscribe to my blog

I wonder what happened right around the end of 2016?

Good, how else are we supposed to protect ourselves against trucks? My utopia is a city where everyone is carrying pseudo-automatic rifles and shooting wildly at oncoming traffic.

NaMaExFoNoWoOYoNoMo

He’s such a Bernie Bro

Ha ha ha look at that a civilian trying to stop the police from breaking the law. Now who’s the real police?

Ha ha ha but then women would still be able to work and God hates that

He told me I need to get a grip, that my crazy thoughts need to stop, and I need professional help.