Im sorry, but you civilians simply dont know the scope of the danger we’re in.

“Ha ha ha did you think we’d forget about murdering the poor? Nah broskis, the middle class wants them dead. We rich want them deeeaaaaaddddd. Fuck your schools and fuck your kids. Do some crunches, cucks.” —Paul Ryan

Hey look everyone a terrorist sympathizer, ready to join the Redneck Militia and GET ER DONE vroooomm vrooooommm 

“Much to the dismay of classic conservatives, Donald Trump will be replaced by a truck called Big Dick Truck.

something something “laying on of hands”

Ehhh I get it; if I stay up past nine I spend the next day calling everyone around me a dumb slut. Sorry mom and dad and mailman and pastor and bus driver and parole officer =(

Lol

Hey look American ISIS. I have faith Jeff Sessions will get right on this terrorist threat.

It means that poor whites are poor because football players kneel for the anthem

Counter-counter point:

Well, they gave one to Air Bud, the basketball dog, so why not

“We are in compliance with all state and local laws.”

I just feel bad for their kids. Teaching children about an alternate fantasy reality as if it is truth and that death isn’t the end of one’s existence is basically psychological abuse. Organized religion wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for the indoctrination of vulnerable minds. Sad!

That other sound you hear is beer dropping because there aren’t enough hands to hold them all.

? I definitely never said that some magic users haven’t done great things. I dont think MLK attended many white megachurches

Huh, we must be reading different pieces. I heard a late-in-life believer who knows nothing about the politics of religion (and never cared to find out) discover, for the first time apparently, that Evangelicalism is chock full of racists. And at least now their children will be exposed to social justice and magic…

It is wonderful you found the good magicians and got away from the bad magicians