What’s the white cutoff? I smoke mad weed and have a black sister, does that move me up or down on the scale? It could go either way.

“Drink bleach.” —Scott Pruitt

This is why these articles are important; some people dont have any idea how abortions work. smdh

“We got two things, corn and time.”

There are way too many lols in this piece

Since it got dismissed by that asshat

My Basement Candles, scented with smoked meats and weed. Nice.

My Basement Candles, scented with smoked meats and weed. Nice.

In all fairness, every time I visit a new restaurant I do try to enslave or murder all of my fellow patrons. It’s my heritage as an Italian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

TFW you’re an Orthodox Jew and the blog you run endorses genocide

Most white Christian voters are fine with being led by a racist sexual predator. In the words of His Martyry Holiness Jesus Christ himself:

Ha ha ha yeah Im sure it was very complicated and full of Economic Anxiety

? They’re not Evil Brown-Skinned Invaders so most of Britain should be fine with it. Wasn’t that what Brexit was about? Securing a future for white children?

Just play 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi on repeat and no one will mind. White, padded, and anti-Clinton; it actually might be too comfortable.

“Tents and pink underwear are a tired, dated, narrative. We’re keeping the rape dungeon though. Respect our heritage of rape dungeons.”

Ha ha ha SEO terrorism

I think it’s time to ship the motherfuckers back to Europe where they belong.

“Next week we’ll be taking a field trip to learn about the brave Black soldiers who gave their lives fighting for states’ rights. For homework: list the ways the War of Northern Aggression hurt African Americans’ right to work.”

He ran a rape torture dungeon. Get the fuck out of here.

Apple: The White House of Appliances

Democrats should be proud that they represent a multicultural coalition, and they should fight tooth and nail to defend these values, even when (nay, especially when) a 3 million vote advantage results in an Electoral College loss.