*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

I fucking hate prayer. At least jerking off gives you some exercise. Jerk off for the dead! Jerk off for our troops! Does more than prayer! Fuck everything.

Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples, Saying: Babies are given souls at fertilization. It’s in the Bible. —Abortion 12:3

Motherfucker probably goes to food shelves just to throw canned goods at poor kids.

But the circular reasoning is so easy! Why did he commit mass murder? Mental illness. How do we know he was mentally ill? He committed mass murder. Flawless. See you at work tomorrow, Jim.

Sorry I called you a dumbass. Lead poisoning is part of the reason why housing discrimination is so important to racial justice.

Yikes are you going to shoot me through the internet? Stay safe!

No, dumbass, lead literally damages developing brains leading to defects which increase aggression and hamper decision making. Read the damn article I linked to.

Lol hey, we’re only human ninja. Some of us keep pets and no one knows what pets will do, even ninja pets. Sometimes your ninja pets aggravate armored bears. Life happens.

Wait wait wait, so, if I’m to take your post seriously as it pertains to this article, you’re implying that you need armor piercing rounds to use against a human and a silencer to get away with aggravated assault?

NINJA

What kind of comment is this? You use traps. Nazis 101 over here

It’s 2017 and communities stuck in old housing are still drinking poison that makes teens angry and that poison is tap water. Crime is a result of monied interests not giving a shit.

Fuck now how am I supposed to defend my ninja caravan against armored bears? This bill was for me.

Somewhere, a developer is cracking up because he spent a few hours putting in an alien because he was bored. Its no role-playing campaign, just Josh being a dick.

Maybe after this passes my neighbors won’t complain when I deer hunt out of my car window. Take that, federal government and general human decency

I hope they will see that our country is standing by their side today, until they start advocating for gun control, in which case they become traitors who hate the Constitution.

Ha ha ha little do they know that our men are already being slaughtered and our women enslaved. ISIS should just join the NRA.

If only a true patriot was in that crowd to spray bullets indiscriminately at nearby hotels. —NRA

I was mostly ripping on doomsday shit, but the majority of voting American Christians chose a twice-divorced, white supremacist sexual predator to be leader of the free world. Are they not “real Christians?” Is their faith corrupt or did they disregard their religion?