Applicable or not?

“So, what did you guys come up with?”

Yes this is why I’m a sovereign citizen. I have conducted a fair and proper democratic vote of all citizens in the nation of Moon Conspiracies and we/I overwhelmingly voted to free myself from the constrictions of taxes and stop signs. Viu la independència!

Ha ha ha all that matters is staying true to the belief that Jesus is Lord until his Second Coming where in a rain of judgement The Anointed One will test the world with fire. To regain the favor of the Trinity we must send regular holy installments of $19.95 to savemysoul@hotmail.com

Ok thats cute and acceptable to me. No cat harnesses. Obviously.

Amazon’s bizarre Treasure Truck, which drives around big cities selling rare items, and if you’re lucky, weed. Just flash the symbol and ask for some pizza.

“We sensed marijuana somewhere and immediately thought ‘Is this man a drug dealer, from a family of drug dealers, exposing children to drugs?’ Then he moved and didn’t warn us. Not guilty.”

Uhhhhhh what about the Fair Tax?!? It’s Fair! You libs love equality I thought tho I guess not obviously. It’s all equal this and equal that except when it comes my boss. My wonderful generous God-loving equal respectful American boss. It’s just blatant hypocrisy on the left to take take take from those who have…

Also please stop taking cats out for walks. It’s super weird and there’s like this cat harness and it all just seems like a lot of hassle.

This does not bode well for my lawsuit against The Part Of Everyone That’s At Least A Little Bit Gay. I thought I had led me astray for the last time.

TFW instead of pedos youre greeted with hunks

Very appealing to me, but only if I get a negative review. Yeah insult my dick. That’s the white shit I like.

Just download and re-upload it without sound and title it “Hero takes a stand against racist team name.”

The only solution is to deregulate everything and go to church. —Like, 100 million Americans

You triggered all of my triggers all at the same time

Uh thats not a blunt, thats what we call a “bong”

The context is “This guy has spent like 40+ hours playing space trucking simulator to buy the ship he’s flying, and at any time he could be blindsided by lasers or something. This is super tense right now and the noises don’t help.”

No my post was legitimately insensitive, and I in no way, especially in this space, need to be coddled or else Ill turn evil or some shit

Sorry =(

Haha I think he was talking to white people with that comment. I am very confident that I won’t be shot by rednecks only to be blamed for my own death. Actually, as a white guy, I am 100% positive that I am 100% invincible at all times. This is not an exaggeration.