Depends, if by “foreigners” you mean “literally anyone not subservient to white people,” then it’s a tie.

It’s called “Super Safe Safeguard ID” and records all of your drug-related calls for the FBI to retrieve later. Feature, not a bug.

Relatedly, Columbusberg recently changed their flag to an Italian wrestling a turtle, since he was the first person to discover the empty Bahamas.

I dunno, seems a little tame to me; woulda much preferred something like “Women who didn’t vote for Hillary deserve to be in hell.” What could go wrong

Here’s how to do it:

“Democrats started slavery and I ain’t no cuck lib so I can’t be racist.”

Best comic posted so far, no offense to everyone else

“Oh sure, kneeling on the dead bodies of soldiers and aborted babies is fine, but the second someone starts chanting ‘Jews will not replace us,’ suddenly the First Amendment disappears! Two. Equal. Sides.”

Finally, someone to fight with me against the God-hating round-earthers. Everything is FLAT it’s in the BIBLE. Stop oppressing me

Not everyone has Mitch McConnell to protect them from mean words.

Thank god, more reporting about Hillary Clinton. And a video about Hillary Clinton?! Quell my beating heart

The wizards who used to be people, but crossed A Real Asshole and got turned into pigs who are also on fire (eternally).

Who is John Gal-er-Chait?

I - That the volume of sacred writings commonly called the bible, comprehending the old and new Testaments, contains the unerring decisions of the word of God.

This is a great piece, and also deeply saddening. Thanks for reporting!

How long has Obamacare been collapsing now? Three years? Four? I don’t know how anyone is still alive.

I think all of these posts are missing the fact that for decades now, white people have, by choice, watched black people on TV in the fall. Is this sacrifice to be ignored? First of all, Barack Obama. Obamacare. Obamacare premiums.

Depends if your concept of beauty includes “having a soul.”

Still going? You should change your name to Republican Congress because you spend so much effort trying to win but can’t because of your loser nature.