That’s interesting. So we have text styles, but we have to click a button to make it work? What is with Kinja’s obsession with clicking? It takes 15 button presses to do anything around here.

Maybe....maybe things won’t be so bad after all.

Oh dear sweet lord, you made it. I feel a little better.

Good. Let ‘em experience a little slice of the terror that minorities, women, and LGBT+ folks have felt nearly every day for countless centuries. He at least has the luxury of choosing NOT to be a fucking Nazi.

WHO THE FK CAN DISLIKE THIS I CAN THINK Of 3 I am not sure if I spell them correctly

I can see you. Can you see me? It won’t let me be Scrawler, so I’m this now.

Well, at least notifications seem to work.

I see you have 64 stars for this comment. WHY CAN’T I SEE WHO THEY’RE FROM! CAN YOU? NOBODY CAN GIVE ME STARS BECAUSE I’M PENDING EVEN THOUGH I ‘CLAIMED’ MY ACCOUNT! Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. Stupid Kinja.

I had to become a new me. Will keep trying to revive the old me. It’s like that scene from The Abyss. Goddamn, Scrawler, you bitch, you never backed down from anything in your life! 

This is my third attempt to make a new kinja account after discovering today that you can’t merge burners. And nothing happens when I merge it.

As an also long-term Kinja user, albeit one whose account got wiped out by this process, I can assure you that it’s at least as bad as everyone fears, probably worse.

Wait a minute, if you rearrange the letters of Caitlin Rosberg it spells “James T. Kinja,” the founder of Kinja.com!

There’s only 88 posts at the time of posting this and two things pop out immediately

I’m confused by the newswire. Can legacy accounts be merged or do I have to wait?

I’m not waiting for permission... I say its time for our commenters to crack each others’ heads open and feast on the goo inside.

You Can’t Take a Picture of This, It’s Already Gone