Seth Brundle begging for death in the end of The Fly.

If this was Parks and Rec, Yttrium would be an Eagletonian. Except somehow in this darkest timeline, Pawnee has been absorbed into Eagleton.

This is why I never browsed Gawker sites.

I buy that maybe Arya is playing a wheels within wheels game and let herself be observed by Littlefinger, but yeah, the idea that the sisters are putting on a show would be a terrible narrative cheat.

So you’re no Zoophile?

I’ve been posting since the launch and I’m still grey. Claiming my account didn’t work...this blows.

I wanted to make snarky comments on their Old Spice ad but comments were already locked 10 posts in. No room for mocking corporate partners in this new Kinja world? I’ll just cry it out into this plate of Hormel Black Label Bacon.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SCRAWLER IN OUR HEARTS

This is my third attempt to make a new kinja account after discovering today that you can’t merge burners. And nothing happens when I merge it.