It's inevitable, you backward fucks. Maybe you should try to secede again to keep people from having rights you're not fond of.

I might use some of these for myself, like the silicone cupcake liners, and I don't have kids.

Yeah. Sorry for the drugs and the fear and the crime and the murders and the smell and the corruptions AND OUR SHITTY MAYOR, etc.

But we'll never be sorry for crab dip, Old Bay and Bergers motherfuckin' Cookies.

Dear Baltimore,

For those wondering WTF Jeff Lynne and "ELO" were doing playing the Grammy's, my guess is, the Jeff Lynne part of the settlement with Sam Smith went something like, "Get me on the Grammys and I'll let you play my song you plagiarized without suing you for every goddamn dime you make off it!"

How classless. Seriously - think what you want about whether or not Beck was your favourite artist this year, he won the fucking award. No one fucking cares about what you think, Kanye. You just turned someone else's personal achievement into your moment - AGAIN.

Jay Z's face ain't bad either.

Fuck i meant "Snatch"

"As with his New York cop role in Safe (his best movie, no offense to this one)."

That's 1410.96lbs.

Or, your mom.

- Xbox Live

*Knock Knock*

https://osmc.tv/2015/02/raspbe… OSMC is where you go for XBMC... I mean Kodi (still a really dumb name)

Roger Goodell, the senator's son, has never held a job outside of the NFL. Is it any wonder he has zero sense of perspective and carries with him a huge amount of arrogance and douchebaggery?

No,no,no that's an ancient Irish custom that means fuck you. It's usually followed by an ass kicking and proceeded by years or crippling alcoholism and self doubt.

You know you pay a premium for early adaption. It happens with all electronics. This is how I felt when I bought my DSLR only to see the price plummet a few hundred bucks not even a year later.

Well I paid $500 for the thing so you all can just go right to hell.

Get Creative with Paint

Every 13th moon, the park calls to Joel Olsteen who never fails to bring it its bloody virginal tribute.