Let's be specific: this show needs women writers badly.

Got a new sewing machine. Been sewing.

How about Hate-Monger

"Ahh...blowing up shit and 'stracting oil...talk about killing two birds with one stone. And ah, killing things! Something else I love."

"Wait, there's an episode about sex bots doing sexy sex things and we're holding it until when? Debut event that bastard!"

Best tool for killing Zombies ~ever~. Clear entire cities one street at a time.

Poor Chinese, there's already a place where a tiny wealthy elite control all of the resources and keep a tight grip on information sources, so nobody can tell what's going on. It's called "North Carolina"

When you get to the head of the line, the only thing left will be "Hang in there, baby, Fridays coming" posters.

I calculated how much I've saved not eating at Peter Lugers every night; at least $350,000 over 8 years. It's probably more with creamed spinach added in.

This is completely hilarious. I remember the big hullabaloo the cable and satellite companies made when the US switched to digital broadcasting.

and the remake Poseidon was shat out from that meeting.

The dude abides this post.

So the only thing they looked at was the temperature.. Not the environment around the orchards, chemicals used, early harvesting and corresponding cold storage ripening, differences in the cultivation, different strains of tree? Come on.

I can't look at this chart, my brain hurts and my eyes want to fall out.

I ate there once. Suprisingly the tamales were not that good.

Well, if I had my druthers, this is how the 13th Doctor would look.

This is the vibe I was getting when Jason and grandpa were on their Warlow mission.

Complete and utter idiot's guide to making an easy meal: