The legal name is, “Gravitas.”

Loser! I don’t know you anymore...

He reminds me of Carter Burke. And we all know what happened to him.

My bet: All the sand snakes are dead. Even the guard says they aren’t going to the kill her just yet, because the boys are down there for a little hands on time with her before they kill her.

Also, I’m thinking Yara is dead too because Euron tossed her dad into the rocks back home. Also, I think she’s the one who was…

RE: “Who said this: “I do remember getting drunk and waking up and being tied to a doorknob.” “

Are you talking about the guy with the gun or the camera guy and his piss-poor filming?

Sorry, if it doesn’t have ‘Paw Patrol’ on it, it’s shit.

Sorry, if it doesn’t have ‘Paw Patrol’ on it, it’s shit.

For the former, Dragonstone, Baratheon was just there a couple of months ago. The “war room” (when Dani and Tyrion walk into the room with dragon carved into the room and with all the war toys on the table) was where Stannis, Davos and the witch were making their campaign plans before heading north. So if there were a…

I’m going to open an Indian-Indian restaurant and call it, “The Dot and Feather.”

Wait...hold on...whut? Why are you all looking at me that way?

Actually, no. I see real dissatisfaction by people who self identify as either Republican or Democrat. The former are disgusted by the alt-right and the appellate “goon.” They don’t want to pay taxes and they are always afraid that when they do, there will be free riders. What they don’t want to hear is New Testament…

Actually, real Doctor Who fans have the 4th Doctor, well fellow Time Lord Romana, to thank for the idea for fluid gender. At the beginning of “Destiny of the Daleks,” Romana changes repeatedly into different beings like one would trying out new clothes.

My theory: The Doctor was always the impetuous one who did things…

Well...perhaps...I’m not saying this is a done deal kinda thing, but if you want change, real change then why not go all in and create a new party? Or, a “no party” meaning people running for office without political affiliation. Is that near to impossible? Yes, but... for now we still have a free and open Internet,…

Yeah, I just got a coupon for a free pint(?) at Kroger. Hmmmm, I wonder if they’re trying to break into our market because of the newbies cash-flush crowd.

So...WalMart receipt, ya? You know those checkout lanes and doorways are videoed 24/7 for theft/lawsuits/fights etc. Match up the location and time, was he the one buying the helium or not?

I wish I could remember who called our President, a “two-bit con man from Queens, who just happened to land a place higher than himself.” It describes him and who he considers to be close to him, perfectly.

I hate to say it but college is the breeding Petri dish for the Tender Man. Who teaches these classes? I dunno, but they are definitely more of them there than out there in the work place.

Even douche bag man knows... “How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?”

“Hi, I want to have an open conversation with all the families of the victims I tortured and ate over the last 10 years. I want to let them know I understand what I did was wrong, according to archaic laws protecting whom I call “free range rude” but at the same time I want them all to know that everyone, except…

Okay, so no. A thousand noes.

Unfortunately, you cannot be black and in my town sporting these. It won’t be fun and games.

Unfortunately, you cannot be black and in my town sporting these. It won’t be fun and games.