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There was foul language? It’s not unlike anything I’ve fuckin heard.

Also not to mention invasive species, those growing things not native to your area but are there because...dumbasses. I need to weed and trim bamboo, english ivy, poison ivy (native but does anyone want to walk through that?), henbit, blue crown...etc. each and every week.

Erectile dysfunction and sandals? Sounds like Teva’s got the beach scene all sewn up.

Was there a god of consumption (not that disease; the disease of consuming) in the book? It seems to me that it would appear as the mom of Honey Boo Boo.

Morticia as a red head? That’s blasphemy!

I love it!

And in response to the “pissing pug” statue, women of NYC issued the blanket statement, “Alex Gardega (the pug creator) will never, ever get laid in this town again.”

Minutes after this statement was distributed publicly, the dog statue was removed.

Dude. That’s how he sits on all the thrones.

Let’s not forget this a long tail game played by that party. You should check the number of states calling for Constitutional Convention. Because how do you hold the Supreme Court in check? Rewrite the constitution.

Smooth move, like Exlax! Psych!

Training wheels for the neophyte baker? Hah!

Training wheels for the neophyte baker? Hah!

Atlanta is the same damn way. At all hours of the day too.

And this shit needs to stop. I do it in my small way to address poverty and lack of food (goddamn our children starving...) in my town that is 50% black, 50% white and 10% hispanic. And I teach my daughters to look at color as celebration and look more towards the way they act and are acted upon by others of their

Holy crap! Are you suggesting she should expect that? Are you fucking out of your mind saying she ‘got what was coming to her’? You don’t talk about rape that way so why is this assault any different?

RE: Naomi Watts

What, no love for the Harvard? Besides, she someone’s ex-wife. Talk about yesterday’s news...

Rachel: What, Havard preppy doesn’t do it for ya? Besides, she’s like oooooold and someone’s ex-wife. Take what’s in front of you. 

hacked firmware in 3...2...1

Which is a shame. You’ve worked on to get to that point, graduation, only to see, for some, the embodiment of evil standing up there, telling you what’s what.

Millenials are supposed to be in their 30s now, yes? By one definition, this group is supposed to be of age, 18, in 2000. So if this is true, and their divorce rate is much lower, then is it because as the OP says, an economic decision to maintain a lifestyle? Or, is it because they held off being married and are just