the-monkey-king
The_Monkey_King
the-monkey-king

Y’all just give it a rest.

because someone might think they’re gay.

What do you mean blowing up? It has just started...

I cannot give you anything else but a star and my gratitude for what you said.

Good for you, not waiting around. I was a wall flower until I was 17 and then pulled a 180. I have seen mal and female exchanges where the guy is completely clueless and then shocked that the other was into them.

Don’t stop taking chances! Meanwhile, enjoy the thrill of just living.

Any favorites that I can find locally or online (like Amazon)?

I think the term you are looking for is “garish.”

Is that because of the imagery that black women are confronted with daily?

Do you think, personally, though that “feminism” has been commoditized like “femininity” to appeal to the ‘bad ass, I know what I want and I’ll go get it’ marketing profile? I hope I asked that correctly; in other words, I grew up watching the Enjoli commercial of the woman doing everything, work, cook, clean, and sex

Uh, no. The location and presentation of where the bull is now is completely out of context when and where the bull was originally designed and located.

Oh, Mary Ellen...you’re such a Mary Sue right now.

I think he meant to say he would have never done this and he is family. It does not excuse anything, just another footnote in history on how people, especially family, can not believe the acts committed by other family members.

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But Bleaker House is a stunt book. Even though it’s about baseball, I believe this applies.

Wrong again. Not fired. It’s Tuesday. Perhaps she’ll be fired on Wednesday?

What are you, Irish? He may be a Viscount but his lineage is royalty.

Not just any white man, doofus, but friggen English Royalty. 

Please tell me little Fauntleroy is holding an umbrella. Because faux-British Empire is completely douchery. 

You’re devastated? Just reading the by-line just about screams, “Fatty!”

  1. You want to be as mediocre yet lucrative as Katy Perry, you mean.