the-monkey-king
The_Monkey_King
the-monkey-king

Get someone killed? Please...

It won’t work. $72 a month plus for all those suckers still paying for cable, nope. All full of nope.

The fewer than six years is quite telling.

Disney.

All in all, I think everyone has lost sight of the original ruling which is the “constitutional right to privacy.” The leading end to this is that once this is taken away, no medical process or conveyance will no longer be private.

As in, “anti-vaxers” cannot by law, allow their children or themselves to not be

Really, I thought the headline should have read, “Susan Sarandon: My Genitalia is Up For Grabs”

Don’t care. The guy’s net worth is listed at $20 million. You dance in shark infested waters, you may get eaten. I don’t care.

Only man-babies want these trophies. So they can tell other man-babies in their cribs just what they did to get it.

Hot damn! May I suggest running as an Independent and I’m not talking about Libertarian. We need great people to run as a better choice between Democrat and Republican. Someone who listens and works and lives with the people they will represent in the NCGA. Sure it is totally grass roots with no outside party support

Did not, would not spare a square, I said.

Where did you say Humphrey came from?

Ask, Mr President, and you shall receive:

I just want to equip my children with the tools they will need to survive. At first I thought it would be a solid education and entrance to an Ivy League school. Now, I think it best they learn how to make fire and how to field strip and clean weapons.

Now playing

Yup. I was thinking why is that white girl going on?

Actually not uncommon. Just ask the dude in high school who says “they’re saving themselves for marriage” meaning she’s taking everything he’s got plus any stiffy from anyone else but him.

Tagging a person with baggage (real is not needed nowadays), is an effective way of stopping the person from moving forward with their agenda. So this is the long tail game. Making hell for the lives of people voting for Sessions or for DeVos means that at election time, they better have a really strong game of

I am now of the belief that we need to bring to light, these little turds, who act all tough and shit behind their handle. I mean if spotlighting dudes trying to pick up prostitutes puts a little heat on them (posting their pictures online and in the papers with names of course), then hauling these assholes to court

Scify (geez, how do they spell themselves nowadys?) seem to offer at least the first two episodes and some continuining episodes for free fresh from their site.

RE: “Fancy man”
Close, but the term is “fancy lad.”

Maybe we should have ouw n Kinja subcategory called, “A Florida Man.”