Why? ‘Cuz it’s mutha-fucking gourd season, muthafuckers!

Wait, did I just get rick-rolled into reading another episode of Portlandia?

And the fact we’ve had these types of curtain rods since forever. (And for $7 too)

And the fact we’ve had these types of curtain rods since forever. (And for $7 too)

A thousand ‘no’s and a pox upon their house for using what I can only surmise is a millennial’s spelling of the word, ‘ingrain.”

A thousand ‘no’s and a pox upon their house for using what I can only surmise is a millennial’s spelling of the…

IS there anything like IFTTT (or Zaps, etc.) that does not require the Internet? I want to host my own services. If I need access outside the house I can have my own VPN connection to my home network.

Speed test between the two? A lot of addons to block internal code seems to me to be a bit of a long way around to get to your...

Actually, I’m doing my damndest to avoid the chains as much as possible. I know I am lucky that we can have time to make meals. But I am trying my hardest not to make another generation of fast foodies.

And we had this expert on the scene, too.

Ok, let’s spark a trade war. Who wins, who loses? And since the almighty dollar is cruising against the pound and the euro, will we actually lose more jobs than the current projections?

I didn’t even read the article. I’ll wait till later.

I got up from my seat when I saw a woman with groceries in her hands. As soon as I got up some asshat (what the hell do I call a self absorbed, earbud wearing, snapchat watching, bearded dude with rolled up jeans that will never see dirt or grease, plaid shirt with tiny tie, topped it all with a damn trilby hat with a…

I was waiting for Mickey Rourke to pop out and say something unintelligible. And the main guy responds, “Dad!”

Him: “Oh hey, you’re bla...I mean you’re probably wondering why the door says, “22-B” when in fact this is “22-F. Yeah, hahah, a lot of colore...I mean “a collection, er a bunch of people have already made that mistake.”

Actually, I think you aren’t listening. You just staring at her waiting to see if the camera pans down so you can check her out.

NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Can I use it if I have a Nexus 6p?

Can I use it if I have a Nexus 6p?

No, it’s just happy to see you. ;-)

No, it’s just happy to see you. ;-)

Buydig. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Buydig. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Freely given (since for some silly reason we can copyright code but not recipes?)

If they are broken up, I guess that means a new album from her is due.