RE: Portal

Why? ‘Cuz it’s mutha-fucking gourd season, muthafuckers!

Wait, did I just get rick-rolled into reading another episode of Portlandia?

And the fact we’ve had these types of curtain rods since forever. (And for $7 too)

And the fact we’ve had these types of curtain rods since forever. (And for $7 too)

A thousand ‘no’s and a pox upon their house for using what I can only surmise is a millennial’s spelling of the word, ‘ingrain.”

A thousand ‘no’s and a pox upon their house for using what I can only surmise is a millennial’s spelling of the…

IS there anything like IFTTT (or Zaps, etc.) that does not require the Internet? I want to host my own services. If I need access outside the house I can have my own VPN connection to my home network.

Speed test between the two? A lot of addons to block internal code seems to me to be a bit of a long way around to get to your...

Actually, I’m doing my damndest to avoid the chains as much as possible. I know I am lucky that we can have time to make meals. But I am trying my hardest not to make another generation of fast foodies.

Yay! A fellow bourbon person!

And we had this expert on the scene, too.

Ok, let’s spark a trade war. Who wins, who loses? And since the almighty dollar is cruising against the pound and the euro, will we actually lose more jobs than the current projections?

It is funny that we are sitting at the cafe five years from now (as I wrote this), having drinks in this fine evening, as I read this back to you. Funny how time changes and doesn’t, becoming one and the same moment since we learned what the aliens taught us.

I didn’t even read the article. I’ll wait till later.

I remember reading about Karen leaving DC in 2013. I had to look it up but I remember a quote from Grant Morrison where he said, “They [Vertigo] have bled into the mainstream in such a way that you almost didn’t need it anymore.”

So where was this filmed? It would have been nice to film this on the East Coast, especially NC — but I know the dickweeds in the state government put an end to that.

I got up from my seat when I saw a woman with groceries in her hands. As soon as I got up some asshat (what the hell do I call a self absorbed, earbud wearing, snapchat watching, bearded dude with rolled up jeans that will never see dirt or grease, plaid shirt with tiny tie, topped it all with a damn trilby hat with a…

You know you’ve already gone past a point of no return when someone refers to a gruesome death scene as “...if rather tastefully shot.”

I was waiting for Mickey Rourke to pop out and say something unintelligible. And the main guy responds, “Dad!”

Him: “Oh hey, you’re bla...I mean you’re probably wondering why the door says, “22-B” when in fact this is “22-F. Yeah, hahah, a lot of colore...I mean “a collection, er a bunch of people have already made that mistake.”

Actually, I think you aren’t listening. You just staring at her waiting to see if the camera pans down so you can check her out.