Funny, I think the what I inputted was better than the results (much like all talk radio):

Actually, it is in their best interest to keep it open and to remove as much XP and Win7 (Ha! They cannot touch my Win2K build!) from the world as possible. Plus all that data they’re collecting from our PCs not to mention the Advertising revenue from the selling tile space and now the Windows Store sales that they…

Don’t hate it, but I have several issues with it:

Hmmm...”dutch oven” and a picture of a man’s underwear (butt).

Hmmm...”dutch oven” and a picture of a man’s underwear (butt).

You see? When you call someone who felt they’ve been cheated, lied to, and then told to shut up and just “lie back and take it” speaks to your ignorance of their pain and now their pain is being vocalized and you have one of two roads take: 1) be an asshole and keep telling them they’re acting like children (which…

It’s an okay sale. Not like the steals of, uhm, Urban Outfitters stealing the ideas from indie artists though.

It’s an okay sale. Not like the steals of, uhm, Urban Outfitters stealing the ideas from indie artists though.

That is, until the power company decides you’re using too much power or that your house is too cool and then remotes into the Nest to change it for you.

That is, until the power company decides you’re using too much power or that your house is too cool and then remotes…

I get it; his life sucks less than ours. Now please let me have my aimless web clicking so that I don’t contemplate shooting myself at my miserable job.

Bwahahahahaha! Those punks in Williamsburg don’t even know a Riesling from a Moscato. They’re just making shit up and labeling it “farm to table” with, of course, a 500% mark-up.

Actually Chicago wanted to host the games. It seems that ignoring the US and the windy city was a planned move by the IOC. Now they have only themselves to blame.

Great. Now I’ll have to content with even more idiots trying to write their Great American Novel on the iPhone while trying to drive.

Hey, it’s me. I’m just calling to get my haircut back.

You can wire/wirelessly connect the new TV to your router and just use the TV speakers. They’re okay, unless oyu’ve been listening through a receiver the last 10 years, then you will be going backwards.

You can wire/wirelessly connect the new TV to your router and just use the TV speakers. They’re okay, unless oyu’ve…

If you sit at least 9' from your TV then your eyes probably won’t know the difference between 4K and 1080p. That being said, all the advancements in color and contrast are being pushed in the 4K sets only. HDR makes color more snappy and differentiated (like say the different reds of strawberries on a red velvet…

If you sit at least 9' from your TV then your eyes probably won’t know the difference between 4K and 1080p. That…

Pro tip: Keep ‘em buried.

I don’t think there was an actual seducation. They were looking to get laid and didn’t care. Sorry, but it took me a few more years to come to that true realization.

“I’m so pleased to hear that our correspondence (at least my side of it) has disappeared into the digital abyss,”

Where is the “Assume” meme? I thought every coach had one.

The biggest issue is going out of your network to Amazon, and back, just to turn on the goddamn light that’s two feet from you.

My dog.
I was not going to let my berries disappear this year. I had blankets on my bushes for the two unexpected frosts that occurred after they flowered. And then I used a cheap canopy from IKEA (think small holes like mosquito netting) to keep out the canker worms (looks like inch worms) from eating everything and…