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Bwahahahahaha! Those punks in Williamsburg don’t even know a Riesling from a Moscato. They’re just making shit up and labeling it “farm to table” with, of course, a 500% mark-up.

Actually Chicago wanted to host the games. It seems that ignoring the US and the windy city was a planned move by the IOC. Now they have only themselves to blame.

Great. Now I’ll have to content with even more idiots trying to write their Great American Novel on the iPhone while trying to drive.

Hey, it’s me. I’m just calling to get my haircut back.

You can wire/wirelessly connect the new TV to your router and just use the TV speakers. They’re okay, unless oyu’ve been listening through a receiver the last 10 years, then you will be going backwards.

You can wire/wirelessly connect the new TV to your router and just use the TV speakers. They’re okay, unless oyu’ve

If you sit at least 9' from your TV then your eyes probably won’t know the difference between 4K and 1080p. That being said, all the advancements in color and contrast are being pushed in the 4K sets only. HDR makes color more snappy and differentiated (like say the different reds of strawberries on a red velvet

If you sit at least 9' from your TV then your eyes probably won’t know the difference between 4K and 1080p. That

Pro tip: Keep ‘em buried.

I don’t think there was an actual seducation. They were looking to get laid and didn’t care. Sorry, but it took me a few more years to come to that true realization.

“I’m so pleased to hear that our correspondence (at least my side of it) has disappeared into the digital abyss,”

Where is the “Assume” meme? I thought every coach had one.

The biggest issue is going out of your network to Amazon, and back, just to turn on the goddamn light that’s two feet from you.

My dog.
I was not going to let my berries disappear this year. I had blankets on my bushes for the two unexpected frosts that occurred after they flowered. And then I used a cheap canopy from IKEA (think small holes like mosquito netting) to keep out the canker worms (looks like inch worms) from eating everything and

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Afternoon Delight is really a catchy, happy tune!

At least I managed to have a bumper crop of blueberries. It may be a superfood, but too much and you’ll have nasty fruit poops.

I don’t believe I’m saying this...but...that’s way too many diglett pics, Kotaku.

Just a note about Buydig, the people selling the HDTV on eBay. Most of their negative reviews come from sales of TVs. Again, caveat emptor.

Just a note about Buydig, the people selling the HDTV on eBay. Most of their negative reviews come from sales of

STOP! STOP! STOP! Stop! Stop! Stop. Please...just stop.

Does this fascination, borderline couch stalking, of people who are in the entertainment business really do anything with our lives? Besides maybe giving us some entertaining moments in our lives, they are not the sum total of all of our lives. And let’s be

Funny...every time I google Chris Evans, I get Top Gear Chris Evans. My google must be a white male, over 40 browser. How’d that happen?

Go even cheaper. Just put these on. If the TSA wants to inspect your luggage then they’ll cut through them and leave a nice little note. If there is not note then contact the airline and let them know, even if nothing was stolen. The idea is deter the quick grab thief with something that will take awhile to open.

Go even cheaper. Just put these on. If the TSA wants to inspect your luggage then they’ll cut through them and leave