The thing about butter is that you want it cold, not frozen and not room temperature either. The coldness allows the flour and mechanical leaveners to come together as little units, well crumbs. If the butter warms up, the fatty acids break down and turn the mixture into an oily mess (think really sticky goop). Also…

Liars! We all know the path to tender crumbs must include sour cream.

Hey, Chrissy...you actually gonna vote this year?

Bitch, please. I won my election by being badass, not an ass.

you need to close gaps in the image link (https://i.kinja...)
I had to add the spaces otherwise the picture posts instead of the link.

Just to make sure it hits all the search engines, may I suggest this? (Please improve where necessary.)

Oh jeez, I thought, “they’re asking me to plug a dongle into my ODB. Eeeeewww, he’s been dead now for over a decade. Leave him alone!”

Oh jeez, I thought, “they’re asking me to plug a dongle into my ODB. Eeeeewww, he’s been dead now for over a decade.…

Mine was a box of petit fours (surprise gift for my wife from her home town bakery) that was ripped open and dropped at the edge of the yard.

Okay, so if you are Mr Moneybags then sure, go ahead and OLED.

Okay, so if you are Mr Moneybags then sure, go ahead and OLED.

As we all know, LED does wonders for your soul.

As we all know, LED does wonders for your soul.

Yeah, you are right. It is not an OLED. My point is that you get near the same for 25% of the price.

Yeah, you are right. It is not an OLED. My point is that you get near the same for 25% of the price.

#LoveThySelfRising

Just a note: not wireless. Connects to the computer via USB.

Just a note: not wireless. Connects to the computer via USB.

Hisense just released their 2016 H8 series to the US markets (well, the 50" first) for $500. (MSRP $600)

Hisense just released their 2016 H8 series to the US markets (well, the 50" first) for $500. (MSRP $600)

Needs to be more localized. Living in BFE is much cheaper than the city.

So far, so good. I’ve dropped it in the shower and a) haven’t killed it and b) haven’t eletrocuted myself. The tone is somewhat bass-y but in the shower with tile walls, much more welcome that a tweeter based sound.

So far, so good. I’ve dropped it in the shower and a) haven’t killed it and b) haven’t eletrocuted myself. The tone…

“...Big hands, I know you’re the one...”

Because Google is touting an upgrade (read: yet another device) to their home environment hub?

Because Google is touting an upgrade (read: yet another device) to their home environment hub?