So far, so good. I’ve dropped it in the shower and a) haven’t killed it and b) haven’t eletrocuted myself. The tone is somewhat bass-y but in the shower with tile walls, much more welcome that a tweeter based sound.

So far, so good. I’ve dropped it in the shower and a) haven’t killed it and b) haven’t eletrocuted myself. The tone…

“...Big hands, I know you’re the one...”

Because Google is touting an upgrade (read: yet another device) to their home environment hub?

Because Google is touting an upgrade (read: yet another device) to their home environment hub?

Oh good god...never use nylon rope for swings; nylon rope scars are forever. Your child is worth splurging for hemp rope.

My advice to beginners.

Always got to slide in that gawker compensation code to anything going Amazon...

My arcane methodology:

A couple of things:

A couple of things:

I had sex in my teenage years because I had a bench seat in my Dodge Dart.

Makes me want to go back and see a MLB game again.

Oh god...

SO MUCH THIS!

New CBS show this fall, “Better Call Kalinda.”

Yeah, right...

As for “I’m not much of a pot smoker...” your own Jezebel history is calling you out. RE: Four years ago -

The last item is gone, by the way.

The last item is gone, by the way.

“I received this product free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. 5 stars!”

“I received this product free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. 5 stars!”

Yeah to all that...but my question is, What is going to happen when Trump wins the Presidency?