Always got to slide in that gawker compensation code to anything going Amazon...

My arcane methodology:

A couple of things:

A couple of things:

I had sex in my teenage years because I had a bench seat in my Dodge Dart.

Makes me want to go back and see a MLB game again.

He does much better when he’s playing a redneck.

Oh god...

SO MUCH THIS!

New CBS show this fall, “Better Call Kalinda.”

Yeah, right...

No skin off my nose but I think there will be a lot more of his though...

As for “I’m not much of a pot smoker...” your own Jezebel history is calling you out. RE: Four years ago -

Where is teh naughty?

The last item is gone, by the way.

The last item is gone, by the way.

“I received this product free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. 5 stars!”

“I received this product free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. 5 stars!”

If Google made wearing glasses creepy, then really there is no hope that they can make being in a minivan sexy or fun.

Yeah to all that...but my question is, What is going to happen when Trump wins the Presidency?

I did not see Age of Ultron in the theater. And when I tried to watch it at home, I was distracted and bored by the opening. It was everything I hate about ensemble comic books. Every figure must have some representation on the screen which makes them little squibble characters on a larger canvas. (Example: first…

It’s pretty funny if you think about it. In the 70s people were paranoid that the government was tapping your phones, listening to your conversations. In reality, all they had to do was promise free two-day delivery of crap and everyone would gladly give away most if not all their privacy.

It’s pretty funny if you think about it. In the 70s people were paranoid that the government was tapping your…