Oh no, the excuse of functionality is improved means zilch when a company like Microsoft starts treating my home PC like a leased or subsidized phone. They do not get to reach out and decide what I can or cannot have on my own system. But this has been an issue since last November. And Microsoft has used this bit in…

Actually I thought she was a doing a poor cover of a Tori Amos song.

slashdot effect? Either I’ve bought more than third world countries annual GDP or everyone is now barging with report requests.

I think the word everyone is looking for is “Allegiant” airlines.

What is it with you people harping on us poor, humble creators?

No. No. No.

So I see we cannot comment on pictures in articles, now. Huh. That was one of the reasons I felt an attachment to the Gawker enterprises. Now, shit, you’re just like everyone else. I guess you don’t need differentiation to peddle your shit.

I was going to comment that all I can see in the top picture is “Rump Rump…

And mine has lasted for more than 10 years. Trouble free until now.
So that’s about 63 cents a month for a keyboard and mouse. So I guess I got both a Honda and a BMW?

And mine has lasted for more than 10 years. Trouble free until now.
So that’s about 63 cents a month for a keyboard…

Seriously? $100 for a wired keyboard? We have tablets now running at that price range.

Seriously? $100 for a wired keyboard? We have tablets now running at that price range.

#TheGameWasFixed

Oh, Deadspin, how I’ve come to expect these rants. You don’t disappoint. Thank you.

#TheGameWasFixed

#CoorsIsNotMyBeer

Overreacting a bit?

All full of Nope. It’s $40.99 everywhere.

All full of Nope. It’s $40.99 everywhere.

make sure you pick the red step stool. It’s the only one under $10

make sure you pick the red step stool. It’s the only one under $10

If you have not bought it by Christmas 2015, don’t bother now. Wait until the doldrems of shopping (no big sporting events) and when the new stuff starts shipping to the box stores and then need to drop this older inventory.

If you have not bought it by Christmas 2015, don’t bother now. Wait until the doldrems of shopping (no big sporting…

I know it is wonderful when friends volunteer to help you buy your home, but seriously graciuosly excuse them from the process. We had a friend act as our real estate agent to help us buy the house, but good god, we had a couple very expensive issues crop up after we bought the house because our friend elicited help…

Godiva Chocolate Liquer + Guiness Stout.