Oh, Deadspin, how I’ve come to expect these rants. You don’t disappoint. Thank you.

#TheGameWasFixed

#CoorsIsNotMyBeer

Overreacting a bit?

All full of Nope. It’s $40.99 everywhere.

All full of Nope. It’s $40.99 everywhere.

make sure you pick the red step stool. It’s the only one under $10

make sure you pick the red step stool. It’s the only one under $10

If you have not bought it by Christmas 2015, don’t bother now. Wait until the doldrems of shopping (no big sporting events) and when the new stuff starts shipping to the box stores and then need to drop this older inventory.

If you have not bought it by Christmas 2015, don’t bother now. Wait until the doldrems of shopping (no big sporting…

I know it is wonderful when friends volunteer to help you buy your home, but seriously graciuosly excuse them from the process. We had a friend act as our real estate agent to help us buy the house, but good god, we had a couple very expensive issues crop up after we bought the house because our friend elicited help…

Godiva Chocolate Liquer + Guiness Stout.

I WORK FOR DICK JONES!

Maybe in the 90s but hell, Aerosmith was all about getting some in 70s and 80s too. I’m 50 and even their shittiest album, Night in the Ruts, had enough melodies to make Cindy Lou sway to the music while you finger-banged her from behind.

I just used the last bit of juice in your battery to tell you the battery is dead!

I just used the last bit of juice in your battery to tell you the battery is dead!

Oh boy...”impermissible benefits” is what the NCAA is using to go after UNC. And Missouri looks like posers compared to the benefits UNC athletes got.

So either UNC is going to get hit really hard or they’re going to sweep all that under the rug. Either way, there will be a huge outcry of unfairness from either side.…

Joe Pesci?

You know that scene in Goodfellows, the one with Nicky Santoro and his brother, Dominick, in the cornfield? Yeah...

Take you favorite gloves and buy some conductive thread instead.

Take you favorite gloves and buy some conductive thread instead.

I enjoy the Steam bargain bin mid-year and Christmas sales. So what if it takes 3 years to get a $60 game down to $5. It takes that long for me to replace hardware in my systems. Likewise, I don’t want to ever pay $600 for a video card only to find it marked down to $150 two years hence.

I am listening to this music while watching the X-Men video with it’s sound off. Looks like a winner to me.

Don’t worry. They soon will be.