Your ID made me snicker.

In college, it was actually my clothes were in a relationship with the women I dated. Mostly it was them running away with the former girlfriend.

I’m still trying download the game. With my DSL, I should be ready...around Christmas. Next year.

Let’s just call this the “UNC Rule”

Where is cardboard? It’s Crusher Creel’s (Absorbing Man) weakness.

Are you sure you that you’ve listened to game called by Joe Theisman?

<obscure_reference> “Turn those machines back on!” </>

Even Red Skull is ashamed...

Yeah, all of those are just too much work. I’m gonna open a brewery instead and let AB InBev buy me out.

Wait...who fucking does “podcasts” nowadays? It’s like saying go watch a music video on MTV (the television station).

And when I say “Car Talk” I mean the two guys on NPR, not that pos Kilmer guy who did a same named show on CBS.

Re-runs of Car Talk and Motorweek outclass anything these mooks can put together today.

First, let me say I am thankful for deals.kinja. It’s just one of the many places you can go to see what is available. This site more promotes what the writers see is a “deal” by the percentage off the MSRP.

First, let me say I am thankful for deals.kinja. It’s just one of the many places you can go to see what is…

Was Phil Schiller wearing a girdle?

Nope. Robots have more empathy than Brady.

Don’t drive a 1971 Jensen Interceptor III in Ohio. Period.

The perfect “don’t kiss me, it will mess up my makeup” face.

[Let me comment here that I am pissed off and horrified that a person in my town is marked for death because of the color of their skin. That being said...]

Be a mensch and knock the base off the stem, then stab the glass into the sand.

Be a mensch and knock the base off the stem, then stab the glass into the sand.

The LG 49UB8200 @ Walmart was too good to be true. I see it @ $699 now. The $599 was a Black Friday price, if you could find one. It is pretty amazing that LG still says price is $1500 for it. Yeesh!

The LG 49UB8200 @ Walmart was too good to be true. I see it @ $699 now. The $599 was a Black Friday price, if you…