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All of this would be fucking hilarious if it weren't so common, stupid and teachable to children.

I had sex with a woman older than me one night who I thought looked a lot like someone I knew but couldn't place. The next morning as I went to leave on my walk of shame I noticed a few pictures in the den that looked like family photos.

I was in the NAVCad program in 1987. Yeah, yeah, yeah...Top Gun came out the summer before but I had already heard from others that it was possible to be a pilot without going to the Academy. I was the #1 civilian candidate so I thought I was going to get jets and my eyes were especially on the Tomcat. My dad was a

Who has time to read the comments section?

Here is a thought but it would take big pockets at least initially. Build a long term production house and work it as both contractual for other companies and build an indie project in-house stream of products. Yes, if you are not working for a client you (employee) will need to spend your bench time as working on a

I would drill a hole in the boxes and install a rubber plug. It would make draining the storage units much easier than trying to lift up a box full of ice water.

I thought the most important question on Craigslist was "are you really a woman?"

And now there is a lot of crap whiskey out there too. Like others I am afraid of the price spikes that will come with this news. I budget my pleasures now because I have kids, wife and a mortgage. I also want to save for retirement. So I really don't like the assholes who throw what money they have to drive up

I saw Barney. Now I will leave too.

But unlike other men, he actually did something instead of just only thinking about it.

And her face is the one of acknowledgement wondering how the kid knew her friend would put out for a foul ball.

Delta is on my shit list for many, many reasons. Now seeing what I could have had as opposed to what I have received from them just adds it to the pile.

I had the payment change while I was purchasing it online. Southwest said sorry you're SOL. I wonder if this is the same thing.

Also you can roast the corn by putting them under the broiler and turning them when each side turns brown. Just remember to remove the top silk before doing so and you'll have less burnt things to deal with.

This is personally abhorrent to me. The failure is not just Lueke admitting wrongdoing (to the bigger charge) but to our court system for not pursuing the crime to a successful conviction. If the story is true (this is the only place where I am reading the material) about DNA then why didn't the prosecution go after

Holy Crap, tubing down what looks like concrete rapids? Sign me up!

God...and to think I really hated King Joffrey.

Yay! Something else to draw attention away from us WTF!ORWELL British Olympic mascots.