Imagine the footage of a colonoscopy occasionally interspersed with some B-movie actors shouting commands and the occasional explosion.  That’s a pretty good approximation.

Yes. Blame me if you hate it!

I’ll probably see this and I might even love it, but...ugh, we just had Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, was was thoroughly OK in my opinion...not great, just OK.  It’s an elevated “hang-out movie” with a good share of quotable lines (most of them coming from Brad Pitt).  

. I hope Tatiana Maslany comes back next season.

There’s a chintzy little paper that is distributed out where my parents live that is actually called The Fishwrapper. However, a cursory Google search indicates that it is not alone in this joke.

Why did they stitch the baby’s eyes open?

To be clear, I do think what P4G does is on the right track.  An imperfect ally is still an ally.

I’m still slowly making my way through Persona 4 Golden; I’ve just gotten through Naoto’s dungeon, which was mercifully short. That said, I will retract my previous complaint about dungeons being my least favorite part of this game; instead, I will state for the record that I absolutely despise the minigame. Every…

Yeah, I know...it is still an inconvenience. I’m not gonna throw a tantrum about it (not any more than I already have, at any rate), but it still pisses me off. It’s such a shameless clickbait article tactic.

I honestly don’t know. Everything I know about hacking/other bad computer shit probably comes straight from the movie Hackers.

This latest season of Doom Patrol has felt a bit more *diffuse* than S1—subplots split off and converge and split off again—but no less affecting.

First thing first, boo slideshow!

Welp, now I know what the “WWG1WGA” grafitti (next to the more thoughtful grafitti PSA “Don’t Drink and Drive”) on the unfinished building near my place means. It is exactly as underwhelming as I supposed.

Lukewarm take: Marshall’s Hellboy isn’t that bad.  It certainly wasn’t afraid to get gory and it certainly tries to pack so much lore and story into its runtime.

The biggest mystery left on this show is what exactly those courtroom rabble-rousers were saying--I had my captions on but it went by too fast--just before they tossed the smoke bomb.  I’m pretty sure the last thing they say was “Go Bruins!”

I think Trump is planning a rewrite on the Bill or Rights; it will be just four words: “Fuck you, got mine”.

Right?!?  It feels like there’s a lot of money that being left on the table that enterprising studios aren’t picking up, at least on a theater-distribution scale.

This is well outside the remit, but this is just one of those shower-thoughts (musing made while rinsing the filth off my person that may or may not be BS) that I have to get written down:

A much better-expressed version of something I’ve been telling people for ages.  Excellent work, Caroline!

I’m still plugging my way through Persona 4 Golden. I’m post-Void Quest, pre-festival right now, but it’s been slow progress lately because I spent a good deal of time dungeon-grinding. I’m at a point where the equilibrium between money earned per run and the (secretly richest citizen in Inaba) fox’s outrageous…