Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

This garbage behavior is becoming all too common, it’s dangerous as hell & forbidden in schools where I grew up. Thank dumb a$$ professional athletes setting the bar low.

Be cool young blood—that’s too much bat flip. He’s robbing himself of all the chill he earned by going yard with no doubt.

I am a defense attorney and you are 100% correct. His attorney has an obligation to provide a full and professional defense. Anything else, like this social media garbage, is not required and reveals the person to be opportunistic garbage. My job is to defend my client against the legal charges in court. Not serve…

Russell allowed himself a slight smile, and chuckled slightly to himself. It took a long night going through the darker alleys of the French Quarter during the All Star Break to find what some said was only an urban myth.

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

One and done.

The fans in attendance went wild. Yes, both of them.

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

You’re not the only one who hasn’t been right since a workout in 2005...

Someone needs to explain to him about weed being a gateway drug. He’s so lucky he hasn’t already tried some of the harder stuff. I’m introducing legislation to make penalties harsher (up to and including the death penalty) for weed abuse. We must win this war on drugs. Our children depend on our vigilance. *fart noise*

Dear Jorge,

I’m 100% convinced he has never seen the show. Just threw together a list using a random number generator and is eating up the clicks.

Nope - Gang Hits the Slopes is fantastic. The correlation that the heroes of 80s raunchy comedies are basically sexual predators is fantastic and gets an A+.

Charlie’s rant is a thing of beauty! And Steve Winwood! And Dennis’ body operating at maximum effeciency! And CAROL! CAAAROL!

And Carol in HR is just “Care Of HR”

The cheerleader was then fired for interacting with a player.