Randall Cobb did the exact same celebration in Green Bay and it wasn’t flagged.

I actually live in the attic you pathetic fuck. And having nothing to do with a crime doesn’t excuse celebrating the criminal because he was good at winning nominally amateur athletic events

It’d be nice to see an actual football discussion on here about Penn State and not some stupid, internet neckbearded, mama’s basement dwelling idiots. Look we get it, Sandusky was bad. JoePa was bad, Larry Moe and Curley were bad. And they are all gone and there is nothing anyone can do about it. I hate it and them…

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

I have a pool. And a pond. You can use the pond.

I said one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in sports.

You know what other things I’ve seen that I would call amazing? I’m only going to include things that I actually watched as they happened, because it would be rather hard to narrow down everything that has ever happened in sports:

The Giants beating the…

I would love to see Tiger get back to top form. The 4th Round and 5th day playoff of the US Open at Torrey Pines in 2008 when Tiger played through a torn ACL to beat Rocco Mediate after 19 extra holes is hands down one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in sports.

I think this club’s restricted Wang, so don’t tell anyone you’re Jewish, ok?

“And there’s the signature Tiger fist-pump we haven’t seen in a long... oh... oh he’s down. Oh my.”

Louisiana needs more weed and fewer guns. Let’s all chillax, peoples.

Hot take!

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

This is what I immediately pictured.

It’s not all that impressive compared to the fact he’s played his entire career without a brain.

Big deal. That’s why you have two of them.

Lookin’ back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I’m losin’ my mind

I’m not a Cubs fan but I’m very proud of all of you!

Just woke up from a coma. You’re shitting me, right?

The Bills have never been to an NFC title game, so that’d be a first.