That T-Pain tweet is the ultimate “stars, they’re just like us!”

Good for you, Aimee. Like you when I was alone (non-stop for the first 30 years of my life) I shrugged and said “it’s just me, it’s just who I am, to be alone.” I tried to convince everyone around me that it was fine, it didn’t matter, I’d be alone forever and that was a-ok.

I believe that she has to give up bits of her personality in exchange for looking young, which is why she continues a slow slip from being very cool to being extremely lame.

Nearly every dude I kissed in high school thought that opening his mouth as wide as possible and attempting to devour my face was a good kissing technique, so I’m not sure you’ve missed much by waiting.

(Same logic goes for any woman who *wasn’t* groped on the set of Entourage.)

Mr. Bells is miserable in the mornings. I always think he’s mad at me. But I know that’s just how he is and I slip some coffee onto his nightstand just before his alarm goes off and then I leave him the hell alone until he’s a human being.

Ugh. I hate when comedians do that—I laugh at traumatic situations so you should too! No, thanks, i’ll be the one who decides what works for me.

I’m not sure why it’d be super important to anyone to watch a fictionalized representation of increasingly-commonplace violence

I think sometimes older siblings have really strong opinions about how you should live your life, and it can frustrate them to no end when you’re unbothered by the things that they’re uptight about. Your older brother probably believes really strongly in a more traditional suburban life with the full time job and…

No, we normal people don’t canoodle, just like we don’t “rock” every piece of clothing we wear, nor do we “slam” every piece of news we don’t like.

No. Canoodling is reserved for those who live their private lives publicly in the hopes of getting exposure. 

I just wanted to say thank you for calling out your former friend when he harassed your other friend. Way too many people just ignore that type of thing. In my eyes, this type of action makes you a hero.

Eh, please don’t. Cards are trash that you can’t throw away because sentimental feelings. They pile up and take up space you need for things of actual value. If all you’re saying is “Happy Birthday!” please do it on my facebook wall, much more eco-friendly.

Sneks are cool and adorable:

If that was a scolding then your parents were very kind, lol.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

I get it Katy. Sometimes I want to prematurely end my career too.

I am with Martha.

As a society, can we just...not with the wax figures? Maybe seal them all in a pit? Ventriloquist puppets too

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