5. Tiptoes

I'm still confused how a mask worrn by me prevents droplets and virus from contaminating the air but the same mask when inhaled doesn't prevent the virus from oenatrating and infecting me........ Oh wait common sense dictates the mask doesn't help anyone it's just a distraction. 

How a about just making some copies?

Drake doesn’t want to date Kylie because he’s busy grooming Billie Eilish and Millie Bobby Brown ><

Here’s why I despise the Quebecois: they literally insisted on removing all the dual-language street signs, and replacing them with French-only street signs, at significant public expense. Seriously, WTF Quebecois? 

I mean, it’s pretty on-brand for an American teacher of the French language to be linguistically pedantic and a religious bigot in equal measures.

On top of my ex? He hated showering so only did it once or twice a month. He liked it when I would lightly scratch his back (not as part of sex, just as a relaxing thing) and I would end up with gunk under my nails afterward. My explanation is I was... going through a lot.

A wild aggressor who goes without reprimand is being supported.

Still not understanding how difficult it could possibly be to say “Ma’am, you need to leave, and if you refuse to vacate the premises we will be contacting LAPD to serve trespass notice.” Not that hard.  Retail betches gotta do it all the time.  There is no “either side,” there’s one asshole and three people being…

One time I was water skiing and my dads hat flew off up in the boat and I caught it.

I used to work in a catering service so I’ve been to 200+ weddings.

As a proud fat athlete this shit makes me furious. Especially because if you’re really going to start working your core/glutes, get ready for them to get bigger before they get smaller. My fat ass has never been fatter. Higher and tighter but unless you’re punching my flexed cheeks (something I frequently make my…

When you think of the Carribean, you don’t think of white people, so these racists should get a history lesson.

actually, when the human fetus is formed, it is formed as a female and then when a genetic cue happens the ovaries drop and form testicles. only in the bible does “god” form woman from the rib of Adam. You cant use a fairy tale to prove a fairy tale, see how that works? Also i might add that only three of the main…

I’m not as high on Dredd as some folks but Headey is fantastic as the lead villain, I wish the movie was about her.

I love this idea so much. In fact, I think it has the potential to serve as the focal point of a new and wonderful Cold War. The Russians make Flint, we respond with a 10-episode series documenting how the American Relief Administration probably saved millions of Russians in the 20s in the world’s first systematic…

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

Developments seem to occur every 6 months. That will open the door to the realization that chaining multiple passenger units to a single motorized unit is even more efficient.