I dunno, my daughter has brought me tons of joy. But I also recognize that a lot of people who have kids aren’t cut out for the challenges that come with parenthood.

God forbid you have a long marriage and your wife suddenly dies when she’s an elderly woman.

Held at Riker’s without bail for sitting on the floor.

I’ve been using the web since 1995, and in that time, I can honestly say that I’ve never stumbled upon child pornography.

I’m pretty sure i know how this story goes...

Anna Kendrick is a treasure.

Weeell... same shit, different day, I suppose.

He was the best thing in Blade: Trinity. 

Dredd is such a gem! :)

“Think about it this way: Laundry is a messy job. We all know how gross and slimy a bottle of Tide can get from everyday use.”

At least once, the culprit was a child who admitted to playing a prank

The one that got me was a magician named Rene Lavand. He was a closeup magician, with one arm. Here is his own cup and ball routine.

Half the fun is trying to figure it out!

BUT BUT BUT

If it’s not voter suppression, it’s at least evidence that the Secretary of State in Georgia is incompetent and should not be promoted, say, for example, by voting him into the Governor’s seat.

It is ignorance that leads him to believe that he’s insulated/unaffected, but his position that he doesn’t need to do anything because he’s insulated/unaffected (accurate or not) is absolutely privilege.

That’s not privilege. It’s ignorance. There’s a difference.

Voting Republican is the opposite of being punk.

This year, he plans on casting a protest vote as well. “I had my mind made up five days ago, I was gonna vote straight Republican,” Soto said. He had voted for Trump in 2016. “But then he started this nonsense about ending birthright citizenship.”

I saw it this past weekend with the kids, and it’s a perfectly adorable little movie with a pleasantly upbeat and optimistic tone. It also, from what I can remember, had zero shit or fart jokes - unlike at least three of the trailers for kid movies that preceded the film.