Impressive! I ran out of room after the first few letters. (I have a small dick)

Ha ha, April fools! Oh wait, this is real? Shit…

Well, the Marvin Gaye estate is making even more than that now. What with the lawsuits and all.

This is just the Gaye agenda

My front lawn turned emo. Now it cuts itself

Urge to kill rising

Case in point - the disclaimer before every episode of Bevis and Butt-Head

They're the yearly reminder of why we don't let teenagers vote

Since it was a library book, you probably should have. It would've spared the next reader

Ghoulies!

In the credits to South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Saddam Hussein apparently was voiced by himself.

Hahahahahaha! Go on

Are you saying they still haven't found what they're looking for? Maybe it's because they're where the streets have no name?

There is no Conjuring, there is only Annabelle

Fright Night - the original, not the remake

Oh, it's not a swindle. What you do, is you send them all of your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they'll send you a prize!